For sale: baby shoes, never used

I was reading a story in the New Yorker online (I'm not sure how I got there!) talking about how Hemingway wrote this 6 word short story, and it was award winning. The article went on asking everyone to summarize you life in 6 words. There were some interesting ones regarding what famous people might say. I came up with a couple, I believe the best being...

I would have never looked there.

While the idea was not to have to explain your answer, I'll give a brief recap. In my personal option, I seems most of the import things in my life have been found in some of the last places one would look. My short college life in Bowling Green, Ohio. My professional career as a 3rd shift computer operator at DB&T. My father in Cleveland, my wife on the Internet. My job in Anamosa. If you had asked me the day I turn 18 about any of this, I couldn't ave made up a story with as many twists and turns. I'm sure that could be said for a large number of people, but aside from being the title of someone Else's single blog post(I just googled to check) for what I can tell no one else has claim it for the title of their autobiography.

Consider it mine.